carmarthen: The Great FryFic Challenge

Carmarthen (

carmarthen) wrote,
@ 2003-01-12 19:11:00

Current mood:

eeeevil

The Great FryFic Challenge

Write FryFic For Fun And Profit!!!!!*

*Well, mostly fun.** Entirely fun, actually.

**Now, you didn't ask "fun for whom?" did you now?

Okay. I'm trying to convince other people to join me in my madness (mostly unsuccessfully).

The challenge: FryFic
Fandom: Any with two slashable female characters
What is FryFic? Fic wherein a woman in a f/f pairing gets pregnant (via futuristic science, miracle, magic, or just a deus ex machina) and then, er, spawns. Live birth via the mouth.
Bonus points if the term "spawn" is used, if someone is outraged at realizing that the children can't be his/hers, if the spawning occurs in water, if there is some sort of religious connection with the spawning, or if the fandom is Xena.

This is, obviously, humor. And I'm not really mocking MPREG. I just have a really, really twisted sense of humor (as does

gamesiplay, and the other people who shall remain nameless who encouraged this).

Doesn't have to be long. A few paragraphs, really. Please? Write scary fic to make Mel happy?

You know you want to.

Post in comments, and do note if you're okay with me archiving, should I win over enough people.

(I know, I'm being overly hopeful. Don't stomp on my ambitions, okay?)

Edit for clarification: Fry, for those of you who don't know, are baby fish. But the, um, spawn don't need to be fish. Unles you want.

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	violetisblue 2003-01-12 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Where does the term "Fryfic" come from, she asked ignorantly? (Reply to this) (Thread)

carmarthen
2003-01-12 07:49 pm UTC (link)

Not ignorant at all, since fryfic does not (yet) exist. Baby fish are called fry. The idea came from a comment in an earlier post (locked):

Me: (personally, I want to say "humanoid lifeforms are NOT freaking SEA HORSES, and even if they were, male sea horses don't reproduce with other male sea horses, nor do they actually produce the eggs themselves, PLEASE get your biology straight before you use sea horses to justify elf or Vulcan or what-have-you MPREG").

gamesiplay: Seriously. If people misconstrued other types of animal reproductive behavior in order to write fic, there would be some terminally weird stuff out there. I'm thinking human females birthing babies out of their mouths, myself :). Whee -- fryfic! How immensely, um, erotic.

And thus a monster was born, because really, it's too weird to pass up. Er. Or possibly I am just more demented than I had previously suspected.

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	gamesiplay 2003-01-13 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Not ignorant at all, since fryfic does not (yet) exist. But it will. Oh, it will. It will become a Big Disturbing Fandom Trend, because it's so right. I'm dying to write this, but I have no pairing in mind at present. Grar. But I'll be looking on with interest to see what comes out of it from other people. ("Comes out of it." God. Um, no pun intended.) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	yay4pikas 2003-01-13 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hee. One can only...hope. Write! Write! Um...sends particles of inspiration sleeting towards Leigh, hoping that one will stick (Reply to this) (Parent)

	adrienneherbst 2003-01-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, this is not fryfic yet, but I finally saw LoA and I must say: OH MY GOD IT IS A BIG DRAMATIC GAY LOVE STORY AND BECAUSE WE WATCHED HALF THE SECOND TAPE FIRST: I want to slap Lawrence and say "Stop! Dammit! he loves you and you're HURTING HIM!" because Omar Sharif's eyes and pounding his own chest while saying "you can't leave; what about them" and WAH. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	carmarthen 2003-01-12 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	I KNOWWWWW. And it's so TRAGIC. And ANGSTY. And I'm so disturbingly obsessed that I'd probably even read RPS if it existed, just to get a fix (although it wouldn't be the same, of course). And GRAR. I want him to turn around at the end and stay with Ali, 'cos they're in LOVE. sniff (Reply to this) (Parent)

	FryFic: It's good for you. foreverdirt 2003-01-13 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Oh but this is such a Stargate thing! Where Forbidden Love And Alien Technology Collide! Dude! And I could call it Xenus Ex Machina! And...and...and...and... DUDE! Pisses self laughing (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: FryFic: It's good for you. carmarthen 2003-01-14 11:59 am UTC (link)
	Dooooo it. You know you want to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	I'm so weird... joanne_c 2003-01-13 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	I thought Fry was in reference to the character played by Radha Mitchell in Pitch Black - Caroline Fry, so it is an understandable mistake. has terrible urge to write Liv doing that am trying to resist urge (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: I'm so weird... carmarthen 2003-01-13 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Er. I suppose I should've mentioned that RPS is against my host's policies. But me, I'll take any fryfic I can get, 'cos I'm demented beyond belief. Write! Write! rubs hands together in an evil fashion (Reply to this) (Parent)

A Godforsaken Snipet up for archiving-If You Dare...

midsummermuse
2003-01-15 10:11 pm UTC (link)

Author: Maggie/

midsummermuse
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, just using them and part of their universe for fun, no profit, obviously, Don't sue me-I'm funny! ^_^;;
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Trelawny
Rating: Dear God, if I know... Lets go for R, just in case...

"Come on Poppy dear, you can make it." encouraged Minerva in a coddling tone, holding Professor Trelawny's arm to provide support.

"Just stop it McGonagall! I can walk on my own!" Trelawny protested.

"I see how you behavior pattern exists. Once out of the bedchamber and into company or the public, I am no longer 'Minerva' and morph into a provoking 'McGonagall.' Last night you had no problem admitting that your due date was near, and that you notice the increase in your esophagus' diameter to allow for the spawning. But no, now its, 'Just stop it, I can walk on my own.' I don't think I'll stop. I can't. You know that." Minerva halted her speech as she saw the look of shame and embaressment spread the blush across Professor Trelawny's high cheeks, and she stared at the ground to let her have a say in the manner...

"Yes, I do know that. I've known since we confessed our love to each other that fair Midsummernight six months ago. But there's no need to get so defensive. Of course my throat's expanding, and I actually knew that would happen, and I had also had a small glimpse of that night we speak of 8 years ago in a truely wide and strong scattering of true premonitions over a weeks' time. But I couldn't recognive it for what it was until you kissed me. And then you told me that odd story of your birth, that I did not, could not, believe, until I saw The Truth. You had burst from your mother's gaping maw excactly 6 months after you father kissed her. If he had only known..." Trelawny sighed, but then stilled and her eyes rolled back.

An otherworldly voice was inexplicibly emitted through Trelawny's own larynx, annoucing it's arrival in the world. Minerva sobbed, as she remembered the rest of her mother's story, how she was shredded apart by the thing that emerged after that prsecise six month gestation. How could she ever forget that awful curse, and inflict it on her Professor Trelawny, her love? How could she have forgotten!!??

The Thing burst forth just then, and brought up the gastrointestinal track up with her, a tasty snack before she shreddded and ate Professor Trelawny, her host. But something was going wrong! A spark of nasty, hard, rancid and evil light came zigzagging at The Thing from the tip of Minerva's wand.

The faint whisper of an echo-"Avadra Kedavra" could be heard for days after the incident in the hall by Gryffindor Tower that day, while the Trelawny blood and guts residue was whisked away in minutes...

--end-- TBC? I think not.

I welcome comments. ^_^ Please, comment. I don't write too much of this anyway... I did have fun! ;-)

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	Re: A Godforsaken Snipet up for archiving-If You Dare... carmarthen 2003-01-15 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahahaha! It's brilliantly evil! The esophagus expanded to allow for the spawn! Ahahaha! I am probably too amused by this to be fully sane. Damn. Thank you, anyway, for joining me in my madness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: A Godforsaken Snipet up for archiving-If You Dare... vileseagulls 2003-06-18 01:15 am UTC (link)
	...how did her mother tell her that she'd been shredded apart? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Godforsaken Snipet up for archiving-If You Dare... midsummermuse 2003-06-19 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	She didn't, obviously.* She'd been shredded apart... Her dad told her. <3 maggie ps- *Or it could a giant plot hole. You decide! ^_^ But I never directly said her mother told her. But that isn't developed well of course... ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Godforsaken Snipet up for archiving-If You Dare... vileseagulls 2003-06-19 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	snickers (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shakespearessis 2003-06-10 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh. Post-Clurucan-Spawn-Of-Nemesis, Titania/Nuala is begging to be fryficced. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	carmarthen 2003-06-10 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	nudge nudge hint-drop (Reply to this) (Parent)

And They Call It Guppy Love

daegaer
2003-06-10 06:39 am UTC (link)

See? See what you made me do?

And They Call It Guppy Love

Gabrielle knew something was wrong, but she couldn't quite put her finger on what. For a couple of weeks Xena had been looking a bit green around the gills in the morning. She got especially snappy if Gabrielle said so. Really, it was just a figure of speech.

"Don't you think we should go to a town?" she asked after Xena threw up for half the morning, then ate ever last remaining bit of food. "Somewhere with a large temple of Asklepios?"

"Why? I'm fine," Xena said, burping gently. "It was probably just that rabbit stew from last night. Do we have anything else? I'm starving."

Gabrielle shook out the crumbs from the bag.

"Nothing - but I could go down to the river and catch you some fish?"

Xena went pale and leaped back behind the bushes. Gabrielle decided to take that as a 'no'.

It took them a week and a half to reach Corinth, travelling in easy stages and never leaving their campsites before noon. Gabrielle was getting more and more worried about Xena, but couldn't think of a way to bring the matter up. She should insist on going to a healer, she thought. Or she'd pretend she was sick and persuade Xena to accompany her. She laid her plans carefully. She'd pick at her food listlessly at dinnertime, then develop convincing cramps later and make such a song and dance of it that Xena would come up with the idea of calling the healer herself.

It all worked perfectly. Xena eyed Gabrielle shoving the food around her plate and seemed to notice something was wrong.

"Hey? Gabrielle? Are you OK?"

"I'll be all right," Gabrielle said weakly.

"Good. Are you going to eat that?" Xena said, not waiting for a reply before shovelling the food on to her own plate.

Gabrielle pursed her lips and tried a quiet moan, which was ignored. She moaned a little louder, but couldn't be heard over the sounds of Xena eating the apple pie she'd just snagged from the waitress. Finally Gabrielle just yelled.

"Ohhh!"

"Are you sure you're OK?" Xena said, looking up from her dessert.

"Maybe I'm coming down with something" Gabrielle said.

"You probably just need a rest."

Gabrielle fainted dramatically into Xena's whipped cream. She kept it up for some time, figuring Xena would call for a healer. To her surprise, Xena simply carried her off to the inn's bath house and dumped her in the hot water.

"That can't have been good for you," she said crossly, throwing her soaked clothes out. "You've been much too sick to carry me round."

"Yeah, well I knew you were faking. And I thought I'd demonstrate that I'm fine. Quit worrying."

Xena stripped off and splashed into the water, dunking Gabrielle's head and laughing as she came up spluttering. She seemed her old self, Gabrielle thought, as Xena rather vigorously washed her back. There was a strange burping noise.

"Sorry. Too much pie."

Xena burped again.

"Urgh."

Gabrielle stiffened in horror at the sound of vomiting. Her horror changed to horrified amazement as she saw the bath was now full of tiny fish, all swimming round merrily. She was sure one of them poked its little face up at her and squeaked Mommy!.

*click*

Pepper waved the remote round indignantly as the rest of the Them wailed in disappointment.

"This is rubbish! An' it's a girls' show! Why're we watchin' a girls' show?"

Brian, Wensleydale and Adam swarmed over her for control of the remote, and got the TV on in time for the end of the bath scene.

"I don't see why you're all keen to see a stupid girls' show!"

"It's about female 'powerment and self ackshualisation," Adam said, never taking his eyes from the screen. "S'what my sister says."

"Rubbish. An' we've seen this one before anyway, 'cept this bit's different. Don't think she sicked up baby fish before, did she?"

The others looked at her like she'd totally missed the point. She glared at them.

"I thought it was interesting," Adam said, a bit weakly.

He surreptitiously shoved the purloined book on breeding exotic fish deeper under the cushion. He'd give it back to Greasy Johnson later.

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	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love daegaer 2003-06-10 06:57 am UTC (link)
	. In this universe Pepper's not a lesbian. Or she'd know Pepper admits nothing, nothing about girls at all in front of the Them. Anything to do with girls is BAAAAAD. Myself, I thought she was denying too much. :-) Dear God, I wrote fryfic. I think I'll just go lie down . . . (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love afrai 2003-06-10 07:40 am UTC (link)
	OMG OMG OMG! You are so, so insane. And I love the Them. heart! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love daegaer 2003-06-10 11:57 am UTC (link)
	Hehehehehe! Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love carmarthen 2003-06-10 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	I LOVE YOU. hearts madly (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love daegaer 2003-06-10 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love toscas_kiss 2003-06-10 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahaha! Adam, you warped little twist! [grinning madly] (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love daegaer 2003-06-10 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I must use my powers only for -- adolescent kinkiness. sniggers (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love foreverdirt 2003-06-11 09:14 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dies Resuscitates self just to die again Decomposes You rock, dude! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love daegaer 2003-06-11 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Thanks! Another weird-ass crossover down . . . (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love carmarthen 2003-06-11 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	O_o Do you have some sort of LIST? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

Re: And They Call It Guppy Love

daegaer
2003-06-12 01:14 am UTC (link)

*sniggers*

No. Not at all. Really.

(Anyway, I'm not sure it really counts as a crossover if it's just characters from one fandom watching a TV programme. Nah, a crossover would probably start with a big silly Xena-style fight where the girls come to the aid of a lone traveller who's being attacked by bandits, like so many lone travellers are in New Greeceland. And there'd be chakramming and fancy sword nonsense, and a bit of 'yi-yi-yi-ing', and eventually the bandits would run off. And the lone traveller might be rather embarrassed to be rescued by a couple of girls, and at that point I'd have to decide who the LT is).

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	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love carmarthen 2007-01-15 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	So could I archive this in the FryFic archive I am contemplating building? :D (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And They Call It Guppy Love daegaer 2007-01-19 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! Yes, of course! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	toscas_kiss 2003-06-10 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, totally deviant idea. Love it! And what's wrong with mocking MPREG? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	carmarthen 2003-06-10 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I don't really mind myself...but some MPREG writers have no sense of humor, and I wouldn't want to scare any more people off the challenge than absolutely necessary. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

toscas_kiss
2003-06-10 05:54 pm UTC (link)

[grin] Understandable! Though considering what a silly premise (IMNSHO) it is, you'd think they could find a smidgen of humor in it (can we say 'defensive'? [smirk]). Though like some other fanfic things i.e. HP fic, I think there's some good ones out there but there's oceans of sap, drek and sheer squickiness to wade through before you get to them.
BTW, finally saw the latest James Bond at the weekend, and can I just say your icon is sooooo right! :-)

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Eee!

lit_chick
2003-06-16 12:13 pm UTC (link)

I just chanced by and have so far read a touch over half of the fics recorded in Memories. I loves. ^.^ *friends*

Assuming I don't come back after a few days and weep in horror at the monster I've produced and subsequently wipe it from existence, er. Yes. Merpeople fic for you ^.^ Also, very much original as my fandom knowledge of things I read/watch/follow is super rusty or far too sketchy for my ficking comfort.

In following comment as I seem to have broken the character limit for LJ comments. Wagh.

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Re: Eee!

lit_chick
2003-06-16 12:15 pm UTC (link)

It is said that merpeople do not so much converse as compose songs lasting three days to a sentence. While this may be romantic and picturesque in theory, it something of a bother to have private collaborations expanded to include an entire choir and a half made up by nosy buggers who just happen to be drifting by. And the point of conversation tends to become lost in the vast multitude of gleaming voices [1]. This would be why Savadina dispensed with the singing and opted for the infrequently used (but far more practical) language of hand signals surviving from the bits of history where merpeople had to deal with Very Rude Visitors [2].

"His Majesty is passed out near the ceiling and- and it's all Giselli's fault!"

Aladar searched his rather rusty recollection for the equivalent of "Um" but eventually settled for, "Yes?"

"Well," Savadina signed crossly, "You know His Majesty has is a silly drunk and adding Giselli's sense of humour to the mix hardly improves things."

"Drunk?" Aladar signed after a hopeful pause in which he attempted to telepathically suggest Savadina find another merman to babble incomprehensibly at. "His Majesty always does silly things anyway and we always forgive him in the end."

"We're his advisors - we should at least make an attempt to prevent the silly things before they happen," Savadina signed impatiently.

"I don't see why you're so worked up..." Aladar began, but was unable to finish as Savadina seized his wrist (incidentally narrowly modifying his hand signal into something unspeakably rude) and with a flick of her tail, propelled them towards the Great Hall.

"Savadina!" Giselli carolled from somewhere above their heads as they cleared the entrance. Only the exclamation was more in the form of piping high notes in clear preparation of a three-day greeting song.

"Never mind that," Savadina signed at her, earning an offended look. "Aladar, tell her to tell His Majesty to undo what he did immediately."

Aladar felt quite lost as he was fairly certain he had wandered midway into the conversation after missing all the important parts that allowed everything to make sense. Mercifully, His Majesty interrupted by floating gently down to their level, opening an eye and hiccupping cheerfully.

Aladar was aghast. "Giselli! Did you give His Majesty trippyweed? And where did you find the stuff?"

Giselli's reply was quenched by Savadina's glare.

"Tell her, Aladar." Savadina insisted. "You're supposed to be on my side."

"Tell what? For what?"

"Well, you know how we're supposed to be beings as ancient and unknowable as the seas?" Giselli signed.

"Shut up, Giselli," Savadina signed.

"His Majesty and I were just debating..."

"Shut up!"

"We had to come from somewhere, like the how the critters respawn ever so often to replace the ones that get eaten."

"Shut up!"

"But of course we lack similar plumbing. There's always mermagic, though I must confess I've never seen it used for purposes of recreating life."

"Giselli!"

"Then, His Majesty had an Idea..."

The narrative was interrupted by Savadina's spirited attempt at strangulation. Aladar intervened hurriedly, not wanting to end up having to explain the enraged screechy noises as the only sober merperson in close vicinity. He rather wanted to know the rest of what Giselli was going about as well.

Righting herself with excessive dignity, Giselli stuck her tongue out at Savadina and signed, "The long and short of it - she's pregnant."

Before Aladar could fully process this, the Great Hall shook with ominous rumble as Savadina made a noise like thunder in too much of a hurry to be announced by lightning. She was interrupted by a cough which segued into a burp. Then something white and decidedly sticky emerged from her throat, massing protectively into a blob.

"Is that an egg in there?"

"I hate you," Savadina signed far too calmly, in the undecided space between Aladar and Giselli.

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Re: Eee!

lit_chick
2003-06-16 12:18 pm UTC (link)

[Continued from above. I broke the character limit twice! ;_;]

Giselli was starting to look somewhat contrite and tentatively stroked her fingers through Savadina's hair. Aladar felt his confusion grow wings as Savadina retaliated by dragging her in close and sealing their mouths together. Giselli's surprised yelp was quickly converted to a contented hum. Aladar started to quietly drift backwards, his spirits lifting as the golden opportunity presented itself for escape. The mermaids broke apart. Savadina's expression was considering. Giselli seemed to be dealing with a slowly dawning panic.

"You didn't," Giselli signed.

"Heh. I was wondering if it worked both ways."

"I'm not ready to be a mother!"

"Neither was I and I did just fine," Savadina started singing.

They seemed to have forgotten there were other merfolk in the room. After careful consideration, he coaxed Savadina's egg into floating after him. No sense in leaving the baby to imprint on its mothers' less attractive sides. He hoped His Majesty did not mind waking up to the destruction of the Great Hall, courtesy of Savadina and Giselli engaged in a lovers' spat. Then again, His Majesty had the arcane power of the ocean at his fingertips and would probably decide it was a good time to remodel the place. Aladar simply hoped he would be a forgotten as one only very marginally involved in the debacle.

[1] Of course, no one ever says anything as the beneficial side of mersong is far preferable to the alternative. Happy merpeople, happy mersong, happy ocean. Unhappy merpeople, violent altercations (except less messier than the physical version, being conducted in mersong), waves quarreling amongst themselves instead of marching to and from the shores as they should be doing.

[2] who, on one occasion, insisted that they would do a far better job of ordering the ocean creatures about their business than His Majesty. The merpeople tried being polite, as they wanted to keep their reputation of being loving and peacable folk. Then, the Visitors attempted to assasinate His Majesty and take over the throne. Suffice to say, merpeople are, as a rule, over six feet long and composed almost entirely of muscle and have very good imaginations.

My goodness. I do footnotes o.o Although they sound more like asides and rambling threads to me ^_^;

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	Re: Eee! carmarthen 2007-01-15 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Mind if I put this in the FryFic archive I'm building? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Eee! lit_chick 2007-01-20 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Goodness, I've totally forgotten that I wrote this. If you want to archive it though, can you give me a bit to fix it up where it needs fixing? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Eee! carmarthen 2007-01-20 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, sure. No hurry! I'm hoping that having an archive will convince more people to write fryfic. Because I am Evil. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Eee! carmarthen 2003-06-16 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Huzzah, fryfic! goes to read Hallo. (Reply to this) (Parent)

adrienneherbst
2003-06-19 11:40 pm UTC (link)

"I'm a field agent, not a bloody guinea pig!"

James brought both fists down onto M's desk to emphasize this statement with an unsatisfying thump that didn't even rattle her pen-holder. The desk was probably reinforced enough that it would stand firm in the face of everything but a direct nuclear attack. Bloody MI-6.

M let a tiny smile that could have easily passed as a smirk slip across her face.

"We thought you would be the best person for the job, James."

"I..." He trailed off, standing up and slumping his shoulders, face cast in a mask of defeat. "How?"

"Q", M replied smartly. "And James, your gestation period is six months. So no drinking, and in the last trimester, no sex."

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BoyFry, part 2

adrienneherbst
2003-06-19 11:52 pm UTC (link)

Darth Maul and his casual sex-partner, and maybe-boyfriend Obi-Wan Kenobi had been in the middle of a session of deep, soulful groping on Maul’s shredded couch when Maul had felt a wooble in his stomach that was entirely unrelated to his feelings, denial-fraught or otherwise, for his Jedi next-door neighbor. Maul felt a lurch in the pit of his stomach and stood up, eyes wide. He had a very, very bad feeling about this. His stomach lurched again, followed by a bizarre, stretching, </i>shifting</i> feeling in his throat, and Maul fled to the bathroom, where he dropped to his knees in front of the toilet and ralphed like he had never ralphed before.

# # #

The padawan frowned. "Are you sure they're, er-- mine?"

Thorougly engaged in wiping the membrane off the second, Maul snarled, "Well, whose else would they be? Enforced monogamy, remember?"

"Yeah, but maybe you reproduce asexually."

As if in response to this, the first baby shifted in Obi-Wan's arms and opened a pair of very, very grey eyes. Visions of the junior Kenobi that he and Maul had both imagined the time Maul hadn't actually been pregnant swirled up in Obi-Wan's mind: sixteen years old and a force of galactic havok to be reckoned with. He immediately squelched the wave of horror that rose up within him at the thought and

"Never mind that. Looks like I am their da after all. " A sly smile crept across Obi-Wan's face. "Which means that you are their mommy."

"We've been over this before. I am not a mommy. And hey, wait a minute!" Maul looked up from his offspring, teeth clenched in a triumphant rictus of a smile. "I am the father, because these are fry!"

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	Re: BoyFry, part 2 carmarthen 2007-01-15 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Can I put these in the Annex to the FryFic Archive? :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	l_goldenquill 2005-10-16 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Just for the record. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	carmarthen 2007-01-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Can I put this (short as it is) in the FryFic archive? :D (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	l_goldenquill 2007-01-16 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Yes! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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